Cynical Grimby's Tried It Before (Sweatpants)

"Trying to get a leopard to change its spots will only result in violence." - Grimby Grimby's wisdom is cynical. It's a baby/bathwater sorta deal. These are super soft and warm sweatpants for when you're so exhausted from trying to fix stupid all day that you just wanna be cozy and comfy and let the sweatpants cover the rest of your shift. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²) • Tapered fit • Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside • 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery • Elastic waistband with external drawcord • Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black) • Pilling-resistant This product is made specially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purc