It's Not Cynical Grimby's Problem (Sweatpants)

"Not my circus, not my monkeys. You made your bed, now lie in it." - Grimby Please forgive Grimby's mixed metaphors. These are super soft and warm sweatpants for when you wanna tell the world to fix their own problems and ignore their cries for help while you chill on your couch. "How can I tell the world that if I'm chillin at home?" you ask. Sounds like a you-problem. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²) • Tapered fit • Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside • 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery • Elastic waistband with external drawcord • Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black) • Pilling-resistant This product is made specially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank