Cynical Grimby Wants to Leave (Sweatpants)

"I mean, it's not that bad, it's just that I'd rather be doing literally anything else." - Grimby Grimby's not great at parties. Not boring ones, anyways. These are super soft and warm sweatpants for if you're getting dragged into plans when you'd rather stare at a wall by yourself than go outside. At least you'll be comfy. • 60% cotton, 40% polyester pre-shrunk fleece • Fabric weight: 7.2 oz/yd² (244 g/m²) • Tapered fit • Lower rise on the front, longer rise on the backside • 1×1 rib cuffs with spandex for stretch and recovery • Elastic waistband with external drawcord • Contrast color drawcord and side pockets (all body colors include charcoal gray contrast detailing except black heather, which has black) • Pilling-resistant This product is made specially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions