How to Write an Effective Bio

Is there anything more toe-curling than writing about yourself? No one enjoys writing about themselves. It's more tortuous than your inaugral live-stream BUT whether you're creating your first ever LinkedIn profile or running a multi-million dollar business, you need a paragraph or two telling the public all about how fantab you are. How do you get the fantab-ness into a cringe free bio? Step one is to sit your ego on a park bench and tell it to feed the ducks for the next hour and step two is to download this template, fill in the blanks and check this to-do off of your list. WHO IS THIS BEST FOR?Any human who is break-out-in-hives allergic to self-promotion, has nightmares about crowds chanting "You're so full of yourself", has thirty-one and a half pages in Google docs of feeble bio attempts that were abandoned because the strawberry-rhubarb muffins weren't going to bake themselves. And for those who have an uncanny ability to hyper-focus on all the impossibly clever and pithy bios