Bach Sh*t Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box

Bach Sh*t Crazy - Bachelorette Chocolate Dick Box You know what makes a bachelorette party go from “cute champagne brunch” to “holy sh*t, did that just happen?” A big ol’ chocolate dick. And not just any chocolate dick – this one’s five inches of handcrafted, melt-in-your-mouth ridiculousness that will have every bridesmaid clutching her pearls while laughing until she cries. This is not your average edible. This is the kind of gift that gets remembered, photographed, and maybe even worshipped. The Sweetest Way to Say “Let’s Get Wild” Bachelorette parties are supposed to be over-the-top, and this chocolate masterpiece is the perfect icebreaker. It’s part shock factor, part “oh my God, taste this” deliciousness. Made from hand-ground beans and rich melted chocolate in sunny Southern California, this beauty is molded to look… well, very realistic. It comes tucked inside a cheeky bachelorette-themed box, ready to be pulled out (pun intended) at the exact right moment to make the bride blu