Exclusive Shitshow Colette Stripe | Perfect Towel
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Exclusive Shitshow Colette Stripe | Perfect Towel

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She’s elegant, refined, and absolutely unhinged—but only if you look close. The Exclusive Shitshow Colette Stripe Perfect Towel says what you’re thinking, but in beautiful, loopy script.  Meet Colette:  The towel version of that friend who smiles through gritted teeth while whispering, “You’ve got to be f*cking kidding me.” From afar, she’s artful and sophisticated. Up close? A passive-aggressive profanity party in cursive. Looks classy. Swears like you do.  Perfect for kitchens where chaos wears pearls. Hidden swears in script: Polite...ish Actually dries stuff: Not just a pretty face Subtle enough for brunch guests Finished edges. Fancy Feel Machine washable: Because obviously Size: 18” x 24” Fabric: TruWovenTM Microfiber Made in the USA, probably while venting

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