Exclusive Shitshow French Stripe | Perfect Towel
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Exclusive Shitshow French Stripe | Perfect Towel

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It’s giving quiet luxury—with loud opinions. The Exclusive Shitshow French Stripe Perfect Towel hides your favorite four-letter words in a crisp, minimalist design that looks like it belongs in a chateau kitchen.  Don’t let the clean lines fool you—this towel is quietly losing its sh*t. The Shitshow French Stripe Perfect Towel is for people who love a well-styled kitchen but are two minutes away from a full spiral.  Its calm exterior hides curse words so chicly, you’ll feel fancy even while wiping up wine you spilled because “you were just talking with your hands.” It’s très twisted. Très necessary.  Hidden profanity in refined linesActually dries like a bossPairs well with passive-aggressive dinner parties Bound hems, like a tailored insultMachine washable: so French, so functional Size: 18” x 24” Fabric: TruWovenTM MicrofiberMade in the USA, pretending it’s in Paris 

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