Exclusive Shitshow Vintage | Perfect Towel
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Exclusive Shitshow Vintage | Perfect Towel

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It looks like art. Screams internally. The Exclusive Shitshow Vintage Perfect Towel is a deceptively beautiful design that hides chaotic swear words in plain sight—kind of like you!  This is the towel version of “I’m fine.” At first glance, it looks tasteful—elegant lines, neutral palette, maybe something your therapist would recommend to promote calm. But lean in a little, and surprise! You’re knee-deep in camouflaged profanity. It’s the towel that says, “This house is barely holding it together,” but like, tastefully. Perfect for anyone whose life is a dumpster fire wrapped in a throw blanket.  Hidden swears in a stylish design Absorbent AF—actually dries dishes Disguises dysfunction with dignity Bound edges for a clean, high-end finish Machine washable: because it’s seen things  Size: 18” x 24”Fabric: TruWovenTM MicrofiberMade in the USA by people also barely holding it together 

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