Happy Birthday Pack

Happy Birthday Pack – The Gift They’ll Never Forget (or Forgive) Because nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a mouthful of gummy dicks. Balloons? Overdone. Cake? Basic. Singing “Happy Birthday” off-key? Awkward. If you really want to make someone’s birthday memorable, you send them the Happy Birthday Pack – a birthday-themed box stuffed with a bag of gummy dicks, an “Eat a Bag of Dicks” notecard, and a greeting card that’s guaranteed to make them laugh, blush, or both. It’s a gift that walks the fine line between hilarious and offensive. It’s equal parts sweet and savage. And it ships 100 percent anonymously, so you can watch the chaos unfold without anyone pointing the finger at you. Click Add to Cart now. Make this the birthday they talk about for years – and possibly hold against you forever. Why The Happy Birthday Pack Is The Ultimate Birthday Dicks Move Instant laughter – No one expects to open a birthday gift and find a bag of dicks staring back at them. It’s actually tasty –